Congratulations, Rachel. I don't think anyone else on the knot or nest has a husband who's a card-carrying AARP member.

Just keep reminding Chuck to take his fiber pills every morning, and only take one Viagra at a time, and your relationship should last well into his seventies.

Rachel ringing in 2006 with Grandpa!





Too bad those glasses don't help you see back in time, to when Chuck might've been hot. Probably before you were born.

What a dumb cunt, Volume 1







I guess your own fucking blog made fun of you. And it only took you what - a day and a half - to figure it out? Way to go, brainiac. Were you too busy taking pictures of scales and food to notice?








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