Rachel, the Queen came across this picture of your bedroom in her travels on the internet. Honestly, we weren't all that impressed. Perhaps you should add 'start watching more HGTV' to your repertoire to help occupy you in your many hours of spare time - that is, when you're not cunting around on The Nest or cultivating your little pot plants.

Ta-DA!!!



Was the wait worth it? Did you miss the Queen, Rachel?

It's been a good summer for the Queen over 'round my way. My garden looks fantastic! Look what just sprouted....



Oh boy, I can't wait to see what these little guys turn out to be when they grow up! We'll just have to wait and see!

KEEP AN IDIOT IN SUSPENSE?

YOU

DO

HOW

Congratulations, Rachel. I don't think anyone else on the knot or nest has a husband who's a card-carrying AARP member.

Just keep reminding Chuck to take his fiber pills every morning, and only take one Viagra at a time, and your relationship should last well into his seventies.

Rachel ringing in 2006 with Grandpa!





Too bad those glasses don't help you see back in time, to when Chuck might've been hot. Probably before you were born.

What a dumb cunt, Volume 1







I guess your own fucking blog made fun of you. And it only took you what - a day and a half - to figure it out? Way to go, brainiac. Were you too busy taking pictures of scales and food to notice?








Thank you for providing Queen Cuntastic with this screenshot. The Queen can't be in all places at all times, of course. TheQueenLovesRachel@gmail.com