The Bitch's Reign of Terror is Over...

For someone who loves to make fun of other people so much, you'd think she'd be smart enough not to post pictures of her entire existence on the internet, right?

Not so much!

Mirror, mirror, on the wall.... Who is the cuntiest one of all?

Why, the answer would be.... the infamous Rachel Crane, of course!

So that's how mirrors get broken!

You know what I can't help but wonder? Precisely WHAT are your
credentials to be such a Queen Cunt, Rachel??? Hmm, let's take a look
at your old resume...Well, it looks to me like you have none...Oh wait, I
see it! Never mind! You're HIRED!

Oh, and I'm sorry to hear about your recent weight-gain,
fatass:

Hey, is that Adrianna from the Sopranos? I'm sorry Tony had to
whack you last season, and your stupid sitcom got cancelled a year later.

Awww, did you have to buy a USED wedding dress? What, Chuck's
pension couldn't pay for a brand NEW Reem Acra?

Did you know Rachel is a self-confessed art lover?

Let's have a look at this lovely piece she picked up on her honeymoon that she is so proud to brag on... now I'm no Peggy Guggenheim, but it looks to me like something you'd bring home from the farmer's market and use as a makeshift dartboard.

Here she is with the poor sap she
duped into marrying her...

Drink till you're not ugly!

That's all for now! See ya real soon!!!